“I love sitting on the people lap, watching the birdies in the morning!” – Simon
“What are you doing here?” – Simon
“What does it LOOK like I’m doing, furface?” – Cindy Buttons
“I was here first. Make her leave.” – Simon
Don’t you think you can share, Simon? I don’t think she’ll bother you.
“I’m thinking about it. I don’t think I like it.” – Simon
“She’s still looking at me, I know it.” – Simon
“Is he asleep? What’s he doing?” – Cindy Buttons
I think he’s a little upset about sharing the lap, Cindy. He just wanted to come outside and watch birdies.
“Is she still looking at me? I can’t take it anymore.” – Simon
Actually, Simon, she fell asleep. But what’s wrong with birdies looking at you? Didn’t you come out here to look at birdies yourself?
“You have a point. I guess I’ll just watch this birdie.” – Simon