{"id":549,"date":"2013-03-02T00:04:10","date_gmt":"2013-03-02T08:04:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ducksandclucks.com\/blog\/?p=549"},"modified":"2013-03-02T00:58:19","modified_gmt":"2013-03-02T08:58:19","slug":"the-lap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ducksandclucks.com\/blog\/2013\/03\/02\/the-lap\/","title":{"rendered":"The Lap"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\"love\"
\n“I love sitting on the people lap, watching the birdies in the morning!” – Simon<\/p>\n

\"what\"
\n“What are you doing here?” – Simon
\n“What does it LOOK like I’m doing, furface?” – Cindy Buttons<\/p>\n

\"make\"
\n“I was here first. Make her leave.” – Simon
\nDon’t you think you can share, Simon? I don’t think she’ll bother you.<\/em><\/p>\n

\"think\"
\n“I’m thinking about it. I don’t think I like it.” – Simon<\/p>\n

\"looking\"
\n“She’s still looking at me, I know it.” – Simon
\n“Is he asleep? What’s he doing?” – Cindy Buttons
\nI think he’s a little upset about sharing the lap, Cindy. He just wanted to come outside and watch birdies.<\/em><\/p>\n

\"still
\n“Is she still looking at me? I can’t take it anymore.” – Simon
\nActually, Simon, she fell asleep. But what’s wrong with birdies looking at you? Didn’t you come out here to look at birdies yourself?<\/em><\/p>\n

\"wow\"
\n“You have a point. I guess I’ll just watch this birdie.” – Simon<\/p>\n

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“I love sitting on the people lap, watching the birdies in the morning!” – Simon “What are you doing here?” – Simon “What does it LOOK like I’m doing, furface?” – Cindy Buttons “I was here first. Make her leave.” … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ducksandclucks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/549"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ducksandclucks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ducksandclucks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ducksandclucks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ducksandclucks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=549"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/ducksandclucks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/549\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":554,"href":"https:\/\/ducksandclucks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/549\/revisions\/554"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ducksandclucks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=549"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ducksandclucks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=549"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ducksandclucks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=549"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}