The Lap

“I love sitting on the people lap, watching the birdies in the morning!” – Simon

“What are you doing here?” – Simon
“What does it LOOK like I’m doing, furface?” – Cindy Buttons

“I was here first. Make her leave.” – Simon
Don’t you think you can share, Simon? I don’t think she’ll bother you.

“I’m thinking about it. I don’t think I like it.” – Simon

“She’s still looking at me, I know it.” – Simon
“Is he asleep? What’s he doing?” – Cindy Buttons
I think he’s a little upset about sharing the lap, Cindy. He just wanted to come outside and watch birdies.

“Is she still looking at me? I can’t take it anymore.” – Simon
Actually, Simon, she fell asleep. But what’s wrong with birdies looking at you? Didn’t you come out here to look at birdies yourself?

“You have a point. I guess I’ll just watch this birdie.” – Simon


Delightful! Simon finally discovered that Cindy is a birdie too
Hahahaha crack me up.
I am in love with this.
Oh man, this is the best. Simon and a chicken on your lap. Unreal. Then Cindy Buttons goes to sleep with Simon sitting there. That is one comfortable chicken who is not afraid of cats. Love these photos even if Simon doesn’t look too comfortable.